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Thanks to the Internet, an infinite number of monkeys
have finally been given an infinite number of typewriters.

"One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler


Who is Zen? I never met Zen. What is he like? Where does he live?

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Just for Kids: Where does bacon come from?

Live simply, so others can simply live

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Use it up, Wear it out, Eat it all
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Don't be afraid to dream; for out of such fragile things come miracles.

Every litter hurts a bit. Spay or Neuter your pets.

Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but
I cherish the friend who for me does not consult the calendar.

It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.

Making a living is not the same thing as making a life.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Prisoners of War never have a nice day

Neither do the women in Afganistan

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If it wasn't for half of the people in this country, the other half would be all of them.

Give me liberty or give me something of equal or lesser value from your glossy 32-page catalog.

There are many very good therapists that can help you with your need to control what other people do

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should be changed regularly and for the same reason. Gerry Brooks (in the Toronto Globe & Mail)

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

An open letter to John Ashcroft

George W. Bush's Resume

If we don't broaden our horizons, we will only limit ourselves.
A Western Union internal memo in 1876 stated [This "telephone" has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us] and the highest officials at IBM once thought that there would be a market for perhaps as many as 12 computers in the world someday.

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